Gluten

A fabrication made up by white people to feel special about themselves.

Hanna says she is allergic to gluten, even though such a thing was unheard of 5 years ago.

by TomServo98 September 29, 2020

Glutening

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

by gluten girl's friend May 16, 2011

GLUTEN

To be used as another word for Drama , Bullshit, Haters

I don't want any more Gluten in my life.

Have a Gluten Free day!!!

You have to get rid of the all the Gluten and life will be better.

by GINA FROM VA October 8, 2012

gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

by TheBoz486 October 30, 2008

gluten

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Gluten

This substance and or feeling when you wake up in the morning and your panties are stuck to you because you did not wipe away all of the nut from previous sexual encounter

Girl I was so hungover that when I woke up this morning my panties were gluten to me.me and my boyfriend got it on all night long and I guess I just didn't clean up all the way LOL

by JustnTime October 24, 2019

Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

by Tomicus May 4, 2010