glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

glove salad by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009

the salad glove 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

the salad glove by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

mountain grove salad 

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

mountain grove salad by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013