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Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
glory bag by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
glory bag by Ian May 13, 2005

Glory bagging 

The act of putting any sort of bag over the body of a man (with the exception of a hole for the penis) and committing sexual intercourse with said man.
"Louis, I feel like glory bagging tonight"
"Sounds good, I still got my old glory bag from the seventies"
Glory bagging by czar ceiba May 3, 2010

Glowy Bag 

glowy bags are the netted bags that ignite within a lantern
Wow you have a glowy bag? Your sick!!
Glowy Bag by Landoncat2008 September 7, 2020