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Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
glory bag by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
glory bag by Ian May 13, 2005

Glory bagging 

The act of putting any sort of bag over the body of a man (with the exception of a hole for the penis) and committing sexual intercourse with said man.
"Louis, I feel like glory bagging tonight"
"Sounds good, I still got my old glory bag from the seventies"
Glory bagging by czar ceiba May 3, 2010

Glowy Bag 

glowy bags are the netted bags that ignite within a lantern
Wow you have a glowy bag? Your sick!!
Glowy Bag by Landoncat2008 September 7, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026