Glitter Lung

a condition of the lungs which occurs from over-exposure to mass amounts of glitter resulting in difficulty breathing, shortness of breath and coughing. technically referred to as "pneumosparkliosis"

I can't come to work today because I helped my daughter with her art project last night and I've contracted glitter lung.

Glitter Lung by madster109 December 3, 2009

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Glitter Lung

Contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.

I woke up with a sore throat; I must have gotten glitter lung last night from Kristal at the club.

Glitter Lung by niparpapjs January 15, 2006

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Glitter Lung • Glitter • glitter force • glitter bitch • Glitter Box • Glitter Gang • Glitter Herpes • Glitter Tits • Glitter Boy • Glitter cricket

Glitter lung

When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.

Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations

Glitter lung by Ramzzz_chica August 7, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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