Glens 

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.

"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "

Glens by FMLCrammo April 1, 2009

Glens 

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

Glens by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

Glens 

Slang term for sideburns. This word stems from the fact that there often is a person, commonly named Glen, who works in the IT department of an organisation who has quite unique sideburns. An archaic variant is spelt with two Ns instead of one.

Fresh cuts, eh! Looking good mate, 'spescially like what you've done to your glens!

Glens by Burt96858 July 5, 2021

Glens 

Slang term for sideburns. This word stems from the fact that there often is a person, commonly named Glen, who works in the IT department of an organisation who has quite unique sideburns. An archaic variant is spelt with two Ns instead of one.

Fresh cuts, eh! Looking good mate, 'spescially like what you've done to your glens!

Glens by Burt96858 July 5, 2021

glens falls high school

the breeder school

"Hey man did you get some pot?"
"Yeah dude, I went up to that breeder place glens falls high school!"

glens falls high school by GFHS breeders October 18, 2008

Glens Falls 

A shithole town that is dragged down even more by its neighboring towns of Hudson Falls and Fort Edward. Their education is no where near their football and basketball is a joke. They always think there better even though their high school ceilings are caving in by the second.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to Glens Falls?
Guy 2: Where?

Glens Falls by GregCo December 6, 2018

glens falls 

a place where scummers go to school and quite a few skanks and is famous for sucking at almost every sport

JV games sofball 15-0 in five innings
yes you suck
Glens Falls sucks at sports

glens falls by bethanyliz May 25, 2008