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Girlfriend Sleep 

When your girlfriend comes over to your house only to do her homework then sleep the other four hours away. In some cases waking her up might prove to be fatal.
John-"Hey your girlfriend came over last night, didn't she?"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"
Girlfriend Sleep by Benzontotate August 27, 2010
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Sleeper (Girlfriend) 

A girlfriend that is ugly on the outside, but is great in bed
Tom: Hey Muhammed, is your girlfriend hot?
Muhammed: Nah, but she's a sleeper (girlfriend)!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008