gigahizzle

Slang for "gigahertz".

"Yo, this next-gen platform shooter requires a PC with 2.5 Gigahizzles."

by Markizzle August 11, 2005

gigahitler

In reality engineering, a gigahitler is the unit of measurement equal to one-billion times the number of fatalities (or terminations) caused by Adolf Hitler during World War II.

I think Phillip is due for a raise. He managed to clock 4.2 gigahitlers today.

by Kento September 13, 2006

gigahoozle

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.

Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.

by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008

gigashizzle

1. mix between gigabyte and shizzle... whatever that happens to be
2. shizzle times one billion

in my nizzle fo gigashizzle

by abshnasko April 1, 2005