The condition of a person who is addicted to sending GIFs instead of sending actual texts.
Person 1: Hi dude whatsup
Person 2 (Suffering from GIFism): *sends GIF*
Person 1: Dude you have to stop, how do you have a GIF for every single thing I tell you
Person 2: *sends GIF again*
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"