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The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

ghost pole by Half shaft November 11, 2015

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Ghosthole

(n.) as in to "get the ghosthole." When you think you're inside, but really it's a fake out and yr just between the thighs.

Figuratively, whenever you think you're currently getting something you want, but in reality yr not.

That girl was not feelin it last night, I thought it was goin well, but she gave me the ghosthole.

or

This party was supposed to be really awesome. i guess we got the ghosthole.

Ghosthole by the Pyramid of Lasers March 21, 2010

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Ghosthole

Someone who may not overtly be an asshole, but still shows a lack of consideration/respect for others and/or emotional cowardice as demonstrated by an objectively out-of-the-blue ghost.

"I showed my friend the message exchange with that guy I met on Tinder and she agreed that he was being a massive ghosthole."

Ghosthole by suchadietcokehead September 1, 2018

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ghostpolitics

A conservative internet political talk show host that hosts The Ghost Show and True Capitalist Radio. His shows (particularly True Capitalist Radio) attracts a lot of bronies, furries, and people that have special needs. He often rattles a pile of beer cans when a troll pisses him off during his show. He is a closeted homosexual and is in a relationship with Pipkin Pippa to cover it up.

Ghostpolitics: 473, Radio Graffiti.

Caller: You are my favorite broadcaster.

Ghostpolitics: Why thank you. Would you like to give a shout-out to anyone?

Caller: I’m just kidding. Fuck you nigger!

Ghostpolitics: hangs up YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! UUUGGHHHHH!!! rattles the fuck out of his beer cans

ghostpolitics by Vaporing June 2, 2024

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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