ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft November 11, 2015

Ghosthole

(n.) as in to "get the ghosthole." When you think you're inside, but really it's a fake out and yr just between the thighs.

Figuratively, whenever you think you're currently getting something you want, but in reality yr not.

That girl was not feelin it last night, I thought it was goin well, but she gave me the ghosthole.

or

This party was supposed to be really awesome. i guess we got the ghosthole.

by the Pyramid of Lasers March 21, 2010

Ghosthole

Someone who may not overtly be an asshole, but still shows a lack of consideration/respect for others and/or emotional cowardice as demonstrated by an objectively out-of-the-blue ghost.

"I showed my friend the message exchange with that guy I met on Tinder and she agreed that he was being a massive ghosthole."

by suchadietcokehead September 1, 2018

ghostpolitics

A conservative internet political talk show host that hosts The Ghost Show and True Capitalist Radio. His shows (particularly True Capitalist Radio) attracts a lot of bronies, furries, and people that have special needs. He often rattles a pile of beer cans when a troll pisses him off during his show. He is a closeted homosexual and is in a relationship with Pipkin Pippa to cover it up.

Ghostpolitics: 473, Radio Graffiti.

Caller: You are my favorite broadcaster.

Ghostpolitics: Why thank you. Would you like to give a shout-out to anyone?

Caller: I’m just kidding. Fuck you nigger!

Ghostpolitics: hangs up YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! UUUGGHHHHH!!! rattles the fuck out of his beer cans

by Vaporing June 2, 2024