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Ghetto Phone 

Also called G phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.
"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this ghetto phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

ghetto cell phone 

A cell phone that does not have features of a smartphone.
James dropped his ghetto cell phone in the toilet.
ghetto cell phone by Weedcoke June 22, 2012

ghettophobe 

one who possesses an intrinsic fear of anything related to the concepts of 'gangster' and 'ghetto'; inclusive of music, clothing, and language.
"Oh my god did you see how Noor and Soojeong started hyperventilating and shaking in fright when we played P.I.M.P in the car? They are such ghettophobes!"
ghettophobe by GhettophobeNAB July 24, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026