ghetto goon Share definition Flag a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them ghetto goon by ViciousMiss November 6, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the ghetto goon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch