GEU 

When one's life is hanging by a thread due to a chronic illness and can't finish a sentence

That polo driver used to be buff, but now he's just a Geu

GEU by S'Gee May 4, 2021

Geu 

Saying "gross", "awwww" or "yeee" but disguised as geu.

Dude: Awwww geu, man we gotta wake up at 6:00 am tomorrow!
Other Dude: Awwww geu...

Geu by hummerhorizon September 12, 2010

geu 

A typo of the word "heh", originated in a Finnish virtual modding IRC-channel.

"stna _>: et klo. 5:40 geu"

geu by Paavero August 30, 2007

GEU 

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...

Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.

GEU by Al February 14, 2005

geu

A person who is acting strange, eccentric, or socially awkward; someone exhibiting bizarre or unconventional behavior.

Dev your being a geu
your a geu bro, pipe down

geu by Red Sharks July 21, 2026

Geunternet 

A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).

Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."

Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020

Geunter 

1. (Noun) A dirty German/Canadian who likes little boys
2. (verb) To wrongly touch a little boy

Ew! I was geunterized again!

Geunter by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007