Geuber

A portmanteau of Ghetto and Uber, where your friend gives you a ride in their old POS car, and you kick infor gas. Much cheaper than regular Uber.

Yo, how you gettin' to band practice with your ride broken?

I got Jennie pickin me up.

In her '03 subaru with the dash lights blinkin?

I'll kick in for gas, shes my Geuber!

by J8veg November 20, 2016

Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Grubermeister

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.

Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.

by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012

Guberflyt

An otherwise unemployable nosinfone, masquerading as a professional driver, typically double-parked with the motor running, often in a bikelane.

Damn guberflyts clogging traffic again

by bikemics February 13, 2020

gubernator

A ruler or governor. From the Latin gubernatus.
Also, the helmsman or pilot of a boat.

This is a word from Roman times and was NOT coined for Schwarzenegger.

An example appears in a 19th century poem by Oliver Wendell Holmes, "Contentment" -

I'm very sure I should not care
To fill our Gubernator's chair.

by Baron Van Valin December 6, 2012

grubering

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

by FBHO November 14, 2014