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get your money 

Look at David doing some dips over there
“Hey, David! Get your money, my boi!”
get your money by Puddles May 11, 2019

get your money 

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation
the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering
get your money by woody cockard January 30, 2010

Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up 

a lame nigga that think he funny but he's not and he needs to Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up
"this nigga unfunny Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up"

get your money up and your height up

when youre broke asf but also short

Get your money up not your funny up 

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls
Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

Don't get your honey where you get your money. 

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.
Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."