get in the van 

The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".

Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.

get in the van by Terry Lee January 27, 2008

get in the van 

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

get in the van by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider 

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021