george barker 

A complete Retard who cant do the Basics in life

The boy opened the door VS The George Barker couldnt open the door

george barker by JAYC0010 January 31, 2015

George Barker 

George is an absolute cunt. He claims to have a metre defeater but has a cock the size of a tic-tac.

Fuck I really wanna curb stomp George Barker

George Barker by Dude8362 December 19, 2021

Georgie Barker 

Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.

Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."

Georgie Barker by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024