geoho

A person, male or female, who can not get enough geocaching. Someone who will jump out of bed at 3am and speed off to a newly placed cache in hopes of getting the coveted FTF (first to find)

Dave: Did you see that a new cache came out last night?
Sam: Yes. I got the FTF!
Dave: Dude, you are such a geoho!

by imjustsaying February 9, 2009

urban geologist

A crack smoker; One who smokes rocks. Is often found in an inner city environment.

Urban geologists mugged me for crack money behind the liquor store.

by Stan Smith July 19, 2005

Geogolo

A man in the geography profession that is willing to sell himself for sexual person. This is a broad term and can be used for a person in any aspect of geography. (e.g. Tourism, Meteorology, etc..)

Person 1: You see the news about that weatherman that turned to prostitution?
Person 2: To be honest, I always thought of him as a geogolo anyway.

by Latino Thunder March 27, 2013

Geologist

Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.

Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).

There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.

The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.

by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009

geologist

Highly educated individuals who eat rocks.

Geologist: Tastes like asbestos.

by Laelaps February 1, 2020

financial geologist

aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.

Girls cum to Harvard to learn how to become financial geologists.

by Muxgasm into your Anoose May 3, 2011

geohypochondriac

a person who equates minor disturbances happening in one (typically, his or her) part of the country, with cataclysmic events that have happened or are happening in other parts of the world.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

by Arborealizer August 26, 2011