Gelk

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1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth

I had a nice Gelk last night with my bro, Issac Newton

Gelk by Not your average step mom September 13, 2020

Words you can keep

Gelk

The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"

Gelk by Lord of Blasphemic Juices March 4, 2009

Related Words

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gelk

1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

gelk by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008

Gelk

To rub your semen on someone.

I'm gonna gelk you!

Gelk by RE13-L March 29, 2024

Gelk

The act of gooning and jelking at the same time. It is an efficient method used by many gooners to achieve pleasure while also extending their hogs.

I was gelking to Larry Bird hype videos last night. I went from nine to ten centimeters and nutted thirty times!

Gelk by larrybirdfanswisscheeser April 9, 2025

Gelking

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

gelka

A smart independent women. Who is crazy about her future. She puts her family first and is very love able. A very curious person.

That’s gelka!

gelka by anonymous November 22, 2021

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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