Gelk

1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth

I had a nice Gelk last night with my bro, Issac Newton

by Not your average step mom September 14, 2020

Gelk

The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"

by Lord of Blasphemic Juices March 05, 2009

Gelking

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

gelk

1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

by Jose Fernandez May 16, 2008

GELKING

Doing karaoke with a live band that is good enough

Tonight I’m gelking at the bar with friends

by Fries60 April 17, 2024

Gelk

To rub your semen on someone.

I'm gonna gelk you!

by RE13-L March 30, 2024