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The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.
"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"
Related Words
1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat
Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.
gelk by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008
To rub your semen on someone.
I'm gonna gelk you!
Gelk by RE13-L March 29, 2024
The act of gooning and jelking at the same time. It is an efficient method used by many gooners to achieve pleasure while also extending their hogs.
I was gelking to Larry Bird hype videos last night. I went from nine to ten centimeters and nutted thirty times!
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009
A smart independent women. Who is crazy about her future. She puts her family first and is very love able. A very curious person.
That’s gelka!
gelka by anonymous November 22, 2021