geckiclog

A phenomenon in which individuals are unable to navigate through a piece of playground equipment due to the fact that there are too many other people in the same piece of equipment causing a human “jam up” or clog.

My kids couldn’t climb to the top of the jungle gym because there was a geckiclog.

by Orebank Bus Rider July 4, 2022

Geckological

Possessing knowledge about members of the reptilian family Gekkonidae.

People who are geckological may spontaneously climb walls and be able to see in the dark. It is yet unknown if insectivorous behavior, limb regeneration, and/or photoperiodic alteration of skin pigmentation are symptomatic.

Since you can see very well at night, are you geckological?

by Sir Ceallach MacDhomhnuill PhD June 17, 2019