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Verb or Noun. Referring to the penis or act of using the penis.
"Don't make me gazoon" or "You big gazoon!" or "Bro I will gazoon you"
Gazoon by KendrickSaidWhat? February 26, 2025

Gazoon Squad 

The GAZOON Squad: Uphill Athletes with that BOOTY dough
laughter and love in aid of flow
In athletic groups, few combine a love for physical exertion with a strong sense of humor and compassion as seamlessly as the "Gazoon Squad." Named after a light-hearted joke, the Gazoon Squad is a unique collective of individuals who are passionate about going uphill and embody the spirit of camaraderie and empathy.
At its core, the Gazoon Squad is a band of uphill athletes. Whether it's hiking, trail running, or cycling, members of the Gazoon Squad are united by their passion for activities that involve ascension of elevations and growing a large rear end. The uphill journey is more than just a physical challenge; it's a metaphor for resilience, perseverance, booty clapping, and the pursuit of personal growth.
However, what truly sets the Gazoon Squad apart is their light-hearted approach. They embrace the humor in their name and the playful origin of the term "gesundheit". This sense of humor fosters an environment where members can push their limits while maintaining a positive and joyful attitude, a tight core, and a dump truck that would turn grandma’s head “me-oh-my-oh, it’s like a bulldog with a mayonnaise sandwich down there.”
Look at that gazoon squad, got a onion booty, so nice it makes me cry

gazoingagoink 

A word that's able to perfectly describe any situation and scenario.
Now that's a gazoingagoink moment.

gazongers 

An extremely large pair of female breasts.
1st guy: "Dude check out the gazongers on her"
2nd guy: "Dude thats my mom!"

Gazongazilla 

n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.
Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!
Gazongazilla by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006

Goonga Galoonga 

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.
1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!
Goonga Galoonga by JettaPussy October 7, 2018