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A gazoony is the lowest form of carny, particularly a young inexperienced day laborer employed by circuses and carnivals.
"The Circus sideshow was called a "ten-in-one" because it had 10 acts. A "gazoony" was a man who put up and took down the show."
gazoony by Tyty29 January 22, 2008
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My cell-mate is a gazoony
gazoony by porkpie hat October 3, 2003
B-Lo told me that Jereiki just got punked out by Coco’s gazoony.
Gazoony by Crymck January 27, 2021

gazoongas 

Great big ol' tits on a girl. We're talking milk jugs. This term must be pronounced with zest and enthusiasm. Can be spelled with multiple O's for emphasis.
Sean turned around and just about fell over when he saw the tits on the girl next door. Eric looked and exclaimed, "Check out the gazoongas on that girl!"
hahahaha
gazoongas by Firemaneric May 24, 2006

gazoontite 

Gesundheit is the German word for health. Germans typically say it when someone sneezes to wish them good health.
"The man sneezed and the German man said "Gesundheit" (Gazoontite)."
gazoontite by Marcos Mercado December 22, 2007

gazoontight 

The illiterate spelling of the word "Gesundheit"
*ACHOO!*

"Gazoontight."

You mean Gesundheit, moron.
gazoontight by coolst August 17, 2011

Gazooney 

Origins, Old Brooklynese 1) A dopey bastard.
example, if someone says something stupid you tell 'em, " Hey, Don't be a gazooney!"
if someone says something stupid you tell 'em, " Hey, Don't be a gazooney!"
Gazooney by HughMcQToo January 5, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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