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there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

big fat gay motherfucker 

when you're either in a rap battle or fighting with a homeless man for his big mac but run out words to say so you just say this. There's a 50/50 chance it will work and not.
if it does they will go home and cry in their basement in their moms house OR they get made and uppercut you balls to oblivion
homeles man:yo you want to steal my big mac from ME,well you meesed with the wrong broke man

you:(oh shit i cant think of anything,oh i know)you BIG FAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER CANT BEAT ME.

(homeless man procced to uppercut your balls and steals your car)

you never got the big mac ):

Gay Motherfucker 

If you have Sex with men and have Relationships with womem, you're a Gay Motherfucker.
Gay Motherfucker by lolmaster444 February 9, 2024

Gay ass motherfucker 

When you you always lie. When you cheat on your girlfriend and then say it was accident and when you can’t take responsibility. Also when your a pussy or coward and always wants to shoot someone