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Gay Uncle Mark
A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.
Gay Uncle Mark by ThaGrizz408 February 7, 2020
Gay marko
Gay marko by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019
Gay marko
Gay marko by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019
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markfunk-gay
the foremost homosexuality slang used by some people of the golden horseshoe in southwestern Ontario. Used often as a joke to denote that it is the supreme form of low one can reach. The etymology of the word is not clear but one explanation is that it was created by a group of University of Waterloo students and that it spread by word of mouth. Reason or cause of creation of the word is not known.
Person 1: This show on TV is so gay!
Person 2: markfunk-gay?
Person 1: yeah.
Person 1: I can't believe he did that to me.
Person 2: Yeah, that is such a markfunk-gay thing to do.
Person 2: markfunk-gay?
Person 1: yeah.
Person 1: I can't believe he did that to me.
Person 2: Yeah, that is such a markfunk-gay thing to do.
markfunk-gay by Jeeshan Albert Conrad October 6, 2007
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"