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Gay gacha uwu boy 

A Gay gacha boy that always calls their demon boyfriend when it is horny or need "protection" and if you kill the demon boyfriend or steal their cookies it will turn into a depressed demon and get red gucci bracelets .
Mike: Imma steal ur cookies.

Gay gacha uwu boy: NOOOOO! *calls demon boyfriend*

Mike: *kills demon boyfriend*

Gay gacha uwu boy: A IM DEPRESSED NOW! *gets red gucci bracelets and flys away*

Mike: Where did he go?

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.
I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

Gay Gayerson 

Term to describe the epitome of homosexuality. Used on an episode of Roseanne.
He couldn't be any gayer even if his name was Gay Gayerson!
Gay Gayerson by Ben Schumin December 2, 2003

gay gaze 

When two same-sex gay people make eye contact in public. One person spots the other gay person, and initiates by looking at them. If what is returned is a "gay gaze", they know that one another is gay.
I was on the bus this morning and saw this super hot chick, totally gave me the gay gaze!
gay gaze by JessieJ88 January 19, 2011

Gay Gabe 

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.
(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe
Gay Gabe by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009