When some1 is sooooo gay that you cant find another word for it. The only word that is possible to describe some1 soooooooo gay is the phrase gay as shit
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.