Gasbags

Don't worry, they're harmless.

What the hell are those?!

Gasbags. Don't worry, they're harmless

...

*pop*

Damn!

Gasbags by Greatsword May 31, 2009

Gasbags

My smart(ass) phone keeps autocorrecting me and spells out "gasbags" instead of "fucking". My smart(ass) phone has a mind of its own. I looked up the definition, finally, and didn't appreciate what it said:

informal
a person who talks too much, typically about unimportant things

Therefore, I do believe my smart(ass) phone really is talking shit to me. Watch out for those supposed typos, that's your phone talking smack.

Person 1) Hey man, omg that's so gasbags funny!!

Person 2) wtf is gasbags?!?!
Person 1) you didn't know?! It's a cool new slang word - means fucking.
Person 2) no it doesn't. Read the definition, fool.
Person 1) well my pos phone can suck a dick, I am not a gasbags so yes it DOES mean fucking funny!!

Gasbags by Mynamewastakenbyassholes October 20, 2017

Gasbag Radio 

Radio focused on filling time with pointless information.

Also refered to as Lebatard Radio.

Tried listening to some sports talk but it was all gasbag radio.

Gasbag Radio by Lankybird August 4, 2016

gasbag 

1. Someone given to empty or boastful
talk.
2. Talk to someone about nothing in
particular.

1. She's just a gasbag.

2. Jane and I are having a gasbag. Jane and I are gasbagging.

gasbag by PLM January 20, 2005

Bulgarian Gasbag 

When a dude places his nutsack on his woman's forhead with his ass pointed towards her nose. Then he breaks wind while forcing his ass downward onto her face.

Laura passed out and Shaun lowered his ass onto her face and passed a Bulgarian Gasbag to end the evening.

Bulgarian Gasbag by farc February 4, 2009

gasbag 

A person who is unpleasant to be around, often a loser or underachiever.

I had to work with that guy once. He's a real gasbag.

gasbag by gasdonkey November 5, 2010

gasbag 

A person whose flatulents are often and smelly. Especially in public.

That girl won't stop farting, she's such a gasbag.

gasbag by georgiapeach123 May 9, 2011