gary colemen 

the act of pooping in any bodely opening

after that i just want to give her the gary colemen and be done with it

gary colemen by curtis lewis October 19, 2006

There Goes Gary Coleman 

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

There Goes Gary Coleman by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Gary Coleman 

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

Gary Coleman by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008

gary coleman 

a short, round ice cream dipped in peanuts and chocolate on a stick, also known as a 'buster bar'

"hey sweet heart, lets go get a box of gary colemans"

gary coleman by colonialclusterfuck December 9, 2012

make gary coleman dolls 

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.

i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

make gary coleman dolls by s beskow August 21, 2006

Gary Coleman 

Masturbating with your opposite hand, thus using "Different Strokes"

I'm bored of my right hand. I'm going to go with the Gary Coleman tonight!

Gary Coleman by The G-Dogg May 29, 2010

gary coleman 

the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".

person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?

gary coleman by jennanana October 13, 2005