JohnInCleveland's definitions

Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008

Dawson bar

The curved bar that connects the vertical base of a football goal post to the horizontal cross bar. Named for Cleveland Browns kicker Phil Dawson, who twice hit the Dawson bar with monumental field goals during the 2007 season.

Klaus von Schlabe won the game for the Wildcats when his 45-yard attempt slipped over the cross bar before hitting the Dawson bar

by JohnInCleveland January 6, 2008