by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014
A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
by Tcm April 26, 2015
by Caaaaaaat June 7, 2022
Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 2, 2021