Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
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Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.
Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.
1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."
2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."
2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."
by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011
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