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gan eng seng school 

Gan Eng Seng - noun

Defination 1.

Refers to a school with not nearly enough funding from the bourgeoisie government

example:

smolbean : how was your class kitty?

kitty : Same old same old, the computers

dont work again, worse than the.

fucking chromebook.

smolbean : yea the cup noodles in the e-club is.

still not restocked as well. Guess the.

canoeists cannot eat there.

Definition 2.

a inescapable hellhole for all the students that has terrible teachers that with no experience, and a principle that is so bad that calling her a disgrace would be a understatement.

Example:

Smolbean : holy fkn shit bro this teacher is so bad wtf is she even doing?!? How does this make sense to you cher? wtf are you doing. Explain to the class ffs! and stop spouting nonsense! Heck I could do something my method and be twice as fast as you!!!

-- smolbean to himself in math class

Defination 3 :
a place that has unnecessarly strict rules, and is ruled with an iron fist that rivals even stalin himself.

Example :

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special credits to my friends in school under the pysundom Kitty, Elsa, Sardine, Akisweatballs, Babymythic, Ariel, smol orange and many more ppl that make living in literal hell possible ♡
refer to abovementioned examples ^
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Gan Eng Seng Primary School 

A utterly useless school that has no budget and does not allow students to learn, teachers not respectful if a student is in a wheelchair, does not allow 4 people helping a student in a wheelchair and not helping a student carry his bag. The creator of the school clearly has no budget.
Did you see the new iPhone 11? It's so Gan Eng Seng Primary School sia. Fcking bodohs kanina.

Gan Eng Seng Secondary School 

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.
Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026