Gay son

Usually the first son... Typically stems from jealously of the younger, cooler, better looking son. Common names Cole, Chris etc

Dude, it's a shame bout your gay son, but at least you have Cade.

by Bee2 December 31, 2015

My Dead Gay Son

Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney from Heathers the Musical.

Bill: "You wait just a minute, Paul! It's ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! They were not dirty! They were not wrong! They were two lonely verses in the Lord's great song!"
Paul: "Our boys were pansies, Bill!"
Bill: "Yes! My boy's a homosexual, and that don't scare me none. I want the world to know... I love My Dead Gay Son!"

by THEUNNAMEDEGG February 04, 2022

I-love-my-gay-son.

A statement from a parent who loves his or her gay son unconditionally.

"I-love-my-gay-son. -- I won't let my religious beliefs tell me otherwise."

by Ludd May 26, 2015

would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

by MongusMongus July 31, 2023

gai son

an offspring usually from the male species that shows the human equivalent feeling of "joy"

person 1, "Hello brother, Im Timmy and I slay because I am happy"
person 2, "oh my! Wish my birth givers made me a gai son like Timmy!"

by professor Eightmydeck August 07, 2024