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gagsp

When you are so shocked about something that you gag on your gasps.

To be used by gay men when they can't express shock or utter surprise.
" I could not believe it, i was gagsped! "
"OMG, I CAN'T EVEN I'M GAGSPING! "
by T0sh.R91 June 22, 2023
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Gasper

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”
by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016
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Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021
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Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.
President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.
by Bogrimm October 5, 2020
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Gaspard Ulliel

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!
Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!
by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008
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Gasphetti

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')
1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"
by fronkzippo January 23, 2010
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gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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