The male member. As used by popular sex "vice" blooger
"Svutlana" from "Svutlandia"---larger then life advocate for
"make happy happy"...
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..."...What for fuck be Clone Willy? How work this for have replica of gashooshlanks? Svutlana wonder too, so go immediate for Clone Willy website where find me process that be little bits like Duncan Hine all of sudden come out with chocolate cock mix..."...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.