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German standard issue assault rifle. Caliber 5.56, manufactured by Heckler&Koch.

G36
G36E
G36C
Sir, i lost something.
- Better not be ur G36

We killed a German!
- Grab his rifle, always wanted a G36
G36 by Penismann May 18, 2004
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The G36 is a german assault rifle made by Heckler and Koch AKA H&K. The Assault rifle is capable of firing NATO rounds in semi auto, burst, or fully auto modes. As of a few years ago it has replaced the MP5, G3, and G33 as German Standard issue. Most G36 Models also feature a 1.5x ocular sight (scope) built into the carry handle.

The G36 Comes in several variants:

-G36: Standard version
-G36C (Compact): Small SMG version capable of heavy external modification
-G36K (Karbine): Shorter version of the G36
-G36E (Elongated): Longest Version of G36
-MG36: Light Support Weapon featuring a bipod but based off of the G36 or G36E model.

The G36 also has several magazine lengths:
100 round "Beta C Magazine"
30 round Stick magazine (available in black or clear versions)
10 round sniper magazine

Ive fired the G36 both real and airsoft and both are extremely effective and responsive to the pull of the trigger.
The G36 is the standard issue weapon for the german military and the G36C is seen in the movie "The Four Brothers" when the bad guys are tearing up the brothers's home.
G36 by HKGunner January 18, 2006
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G36 G36C G36 day
A modern assult riffle using the 5.56mm round. it is made by Heckler&Koch. The guns bullpup design and ease to use make it one of the formost guns to date. forms of the gun include the g36c (commando version) mg36 (light support version) and G36k (the scoped assult version). the gun is capable of full auto , burts and single fire modes
lock and load, grab your G36
g36 by Enigma, June 28, 2005
german assault rifle with breaks down when it's hot--BEST FAIL EVER
1:Sir we got a new Dumpster.
2:What for?
1:G36
G36 by CO5Words August 26, 2017
Every Tuesday in December, everyone will pick G36 and fire it anywhere they want, even in area 51.
Let's go, it's G36 day.
G36 day by lnvestigator November 22, 2021
N. A variation of the German H&K-made assault rifle G36 made for special ops and commando use. Much more compact than the original.

Uses the 5.56mm standard NATO ammunition.
"The assault rifles are too bulky for this mission, send them with the G36Cs instead
G36C by Oni Ookami Alfador March 9, 2005
A German Assault rifle, NATO rounds, 5.56. It is in the G36 variant family. It has the body of an SMG and the power of a carbine. It is the weapon of the S.A.S. and the GSG9 meanwhile the standard issue for the german military is the g36k. G36C means commando but Colt had already liscensed the name commando so Heckler & Koch made it "Compact" instead of commando.
Random guy 1:G36C is the best man!!!
Random guy 2:Agree. It's better than the M4A1
Random guy 1:Dood, M4A1 is overrated
G36C by PraetorianSAS October 25, 2006
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