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FYBSG
In the ✝️ brain, why practice morality when good works won't get you to Heaven? Fuck up, pray for forgiveness, then do it all over again. Create Hell on Earth but as long as they think they're going to Heaven, Fuck Everyone Else.
If Jesus is coming, why would I need to accomplish anything? If God has a plan prayers are BS. Asking for prayers then going to the doctor is cheating.
You know what, FYBSG, Indoctrinated Slave of the ✝️ Cult. If God don't like it, the impotent coward can come down here and do something about it. But he won't. Instead, you'll feel the need to do God's Work, and you'll be the Asshole who fucks with me. The 3 Abrahamic Death Cults ✡️✝️☪️, who's underlying message is "Might is Right, Obey or Die." All 3 fight amongst each other & within their own denominations. When prayers fail, terrorists play god, and that's where all the evil comes from. It's not that certain things piss a god off, it's things that piss off the Indoctrinated Slaves who are trying to enforce their idea of what they think a god would want.
Religion is Poison. FYBSG.
Pray for me? Your Spells won't work.
If Jesus is coming, why would I need to accomplish anything? If God has a plan prayers are BS. Asking for prayers then going to the doctor is cheating.
You know what, FYBSG, Indoctrinated Slave of the ✝️ Cult. If God don't like it, the impotent coward can come down here and do something about it. But he won't. Instead, you'll feel the need to do God's Work, and you'll be the Asshole who fucks with me. The 3 Abrahamic Death Cults ✡️✝️☪️, who's underlying message is "Might is Right, Obey or Die." All 3 fight amongst each other & within their own denominations. When prayers fail, terrorists play god, and that's where all the evil comes from. It's not that certain things piss a god off, it's things that piss off the Indoctrinated Slaves who are trying to enforce their idea of what they think a god would want.
Religion is Poison. FYBSG.
Pray for me? Your Spells won't work.
FYBSG by Stop Crime, Hire a Felon January 3, 2022
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