The term "fuzzy pickle" has its origins from the funniest rapper ever: Eminem. In one of his songs he speaks of Jennifer Lopez saying, "... I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine," which actually says a lot about how he feels about her.

Well, when I was at work one day I told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they'd never know. My friend replied, "Fuzzy pickle!" And so, the fuzzy pickle was born.

So, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you'd still fuck her even if she was your own mother. You would also cum inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. When the child was born you'd have a son and a brother at the same time, but you'd just lie and say that the child was not yours.

Damn, she is most definitly a fuzzy pickle.

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Fuzzy Pickle

a word made up by britt and jess (the awesomest biotches eva xD)one night when they were on the phone

britt: "i want a pickle"
jess: "if i had a pickled it would have little fuzzy legs and hat"
britt: "so u want a fuzzy pickle!?"

Fuzzy Pickle by Jess and Brittnayyy May 12, 2008

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Fuzzy Pickles

1) a statement to distract people when they are about to hit you so you can hit them first or run away
2) the statement old white men whisper into teenage girls' ears at the zoo

"Fuzzy pickles beautiful," whispered the creepy old man into my ear and i was taking a picture of someone

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fuzzy pickles

Something unusual; weird or different, unexpected.

Origin: Crescent Valley High School (CVHS), c1999

My buddy says: "wanna make love?" -And I say "Whoa, that's fuzzy pickles!" And...uh...*Heck Yeah!*....

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1. a term of endierment for Korie
2. The fact that Stub is better than Loren

"Hey Josh, did you know that Fuzzy Pickles???"

Fuzzy Pickles by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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