future man 

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.

"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."

future man by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014

future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)

I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.

future dead man by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025

futuremark 

An Internet forum utilised by insecure teenagers looking for advice on their relationship problems.

"I really like my girlfriend, but I'm becoming more and more attracted to her dog. I think I'll post on futuremark because the guys on there will be really interested and helpful"

"futuremark is the internet's number one agony aunt"

futuremark by Reejoc March 30, 2004

futuremark 

1) A company that makes benchmarks to measure the performance of computers.

2) A place for people to complain about people who debate hardware while blowing the situation out of proportion; a place for people to talk about the good ol' days.

1) 3DMark, PCMark

2) "This place is filled with fanboys that argue about what hardware is best."

"In the good ol' days there was no debates, we just agreed with what the first guy said."

futuremark by theshooter May 27, 2003

futureminisce

predicting something yet to come and discussing it

lets futureminisce about when you're a giant international music sensation

futureminisce by kindred December 25, 2014

Futurenanigans 

Shenanigans that will happen in the future

A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw

Futurenanigans by JammySplodge August 10, 2015

Futuremark 

A place where there are people too addicted to the forums more than their hardware. :p

"OMG futuremark's down! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! NOoooOOoooOoooooooo"

Futuremark by Tsk February 24, 2004