Fustin

The act of taking physical advantage of a chick while she is inebriated or unaware of you doing so.

stop fustin around and drink with us!

Fustin by fustinjoo May 7, 2011

faustian deal 

A bargain made or done for present gain without regard for future cost or consequences.

A pact made with the Devil—selling one’s soul in order to gain power, knowledge, wealth, beauty, youth, or some other desired goal. The theme is an old one: one may gain short-term delights, but the Devil comes to collect in the end. One must eventually ‘pay the piper’ – bear the consequences.

faustian deal by cai November 11, 2003

fistianity 

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"

I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.

fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

faustian bargain 

1.) A pact with Satan in which the initiators soul is exchanged for some worldly desire.

2.) The willingness to sacrifice anything in order to quench a limitless desire for knowledge or power.

For both 1 & 2: John McCain has undermined his past values and reputation as a conscientious independent voice by making a faustian bargain in order to secure the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election.

faustian bargain by Alexander Vasarab July 30, 2008

Fusting 

Fisting is the act of inserting ones fist into another persons asshole for sexual pleasure. Fusting is quite similar, however there are a few extra steps. First, one must use two-three fingers when making initial contact with the anal cavity, next comes the "toy" (dildo) and yep you guessed it, it is inserted into the anal cavity. These first two steps are done prior to the insertion of the fist. The idea is, the first two steps will open the cavity widely enough to shove a fist up ones asshole.

Him: How many fingers will you use? Her: Hmm, your asshole is already pretty loose from last night, I'll just use two. Him: Oh ya don't forget to bring the pink toy so we can spread it even more and hopefully you can start Fusting me. Her: Of course, you know it! ;) Him: HeHe bet

Fusting by Br0ken Wiind0wz November 9, 2020

Fistian 

(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.

Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.

Fistian by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007

fustican 

One who holds a large number of unfounded or poorly thought out opinions, especially on political or religious topics. Basically a gullible know-it-all.

My brother is a fustican; he never has good reasons for what he says.

fustican by landis_1 September 16, 2008