1. A backwoods southern term commonly unknown to city folk relating to a distance that equals about 2-3 miles.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
City boy: "Hey, how do I get to Big WillyBob's Ho-down?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.