Funtley

A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.

Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley

Funtley by Mungo45 January 29, 2015

funtle 

To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.

Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.

funtle by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011

funtle 

A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.

Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!

funtle by mehmetsen June 14, 2011

Funtle 

Something that one does to a cunt. Highly inappropriate in certain situations

man: I am going to funtle her cunt so hard.

Funtle by Bnfbnggbfg September 3, 2009

Funtey Hole 

1) An unknow hole with no defined location on a persons body.
2) A young immature male.
3) A person very unattentive or unfocused.
Although the defenitions don't add up, they have all been used in context and reasonably well-know literature. Can have some variations such as a funtey, a funt or a foley.

1) I cannot seem to get this carrot out of my funtey hole.
2) That rude boy is being quite a funtey.
3) Pay attention you funtey!

Funtey Hole by Hunter J F February 8, 2009

Fentley 

A term used to describe the Chrysler 300 C because it looks like a Bentley Arnage rip-off

Fake + b-ENTLEY

Ugh, only rappers and radio dj's would ever drive a Fentley!

Fentley by Nate March 11, 2005

funtle 

funtle, driven from the word fun, is an online social interest-driven network project started in summer 2009 by two UALR Ph.D. students Fatih Shen and Mehmet Shen. It is considered as a platform where like-minded people are getting socialized around mutual interests.

www.funtle.com

funtle by fatihsen January 9, 2011