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A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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