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drunk funny 

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.
Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.
drunk funny by baldobald January 2, 2012

Funky Drunk Lovin' 

Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?

I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
Funky Drunk Lovin' by TheTodd February 4, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026