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Funny bitch 

A funny bitch is a gurl /boi who is funny asf fuck and people hate on them
Wow she's a funny bitch

Yea that was funny, bitch

Yea that was funny, bitch was said by a really popular creator /CEO of metalife / ghost hunter Colby Brock
Person 1 : haha look at your face you look ugly
Person 2: haha Yea that was funny, bitch
Yea that was funny, bitch by Xana November 19, 2019

Funky Bitch 

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.
Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"
Funky Bitch by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

funky bitch 

A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.
That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!
funky bitch by Bubbas Bride August 7, 2008

Fanny bitch 

a fanny bitch is most commeonly used by such idiots like Bartholemyou!
A fanny bitch is when a bitch has a fanny.
an aisian woman kicking a football away from a helpless young individual, consiquenting in the individual useing the term 'oh you fanny bitch'
Fanny bitch by peter conheeny January 26, 2008

funky dog bitch 

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.
I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.
funky dog bitch by King T. August 16, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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