funnel cakes

a male who demonstrates homosexual tendencies, but who is in reality heterosexual

He looks like a funnel cake in those asspants.

by Donald Kelipse Johnson May 6, 2005

Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

funnel cake

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

by ll4m4 October 25, 2006

funnel cake

a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil, deep-fried until crisp, and served sprinkled with sugar

I loved that funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream!

by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018

funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008

funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

by Jim555 June 29, 2006