funky taint 

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

funky taint by Bernard p December 9, 2007

That Taint Funny 

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.

I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!

That Taint Funny by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014