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funk knuckle

1: The smell resulting from anal fingering or from Mary Jane Rottencrotch.

2: Like a Boogan, etc.

1:"After having 3 in the pink and 1 in the stink, I had Funk Knuckle...so I gave Sara a Filthy Sanchez"

2: "John's being a Funk Knuckle"
funk knuckle by SuperFan January 14, 2007
Words you can keep

fuckknuckle 

complete idiot
you know that fuckknuckle who got caught trying to break in to the police station
fuckknuckle by John June 10, 2003

fuckknuckled

a state of inebriation beyond the realms of drunkdom
i cant believe how much alcohol his consumed he's completely fuckknuckled
fuckknuckled by saint bert August 7, 2009

fuckknuckle 

A derisory term used to denote a particularly ineffective or annoying person or thing.
Refering to a Person: My fuck! What a useless cunt! I declare him to be an absolute fuckknuckle!

Refering to a thing: I'm not eating that processed fuckknucle Subway calls a sandwich!

fuckknuckle 

An act of tomfoolery or foolishness.A word to desribe ones studpidity.
"You should have seen Mr Colfax trip over the soccer ball yesterday." "What a Fuckknuckle!"
fuckknuckle by Hassani April 16, 2006

Funkknuckle 

One who is a complete idiot and doesn't know it.
What a complete funkknuckle.
Funkknuckle by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Fuckknuckle 

a complete waste of dna
Erin McMahon is a complete fuckknuckle
Fuckknuckle by Daughterofsorrow October 14, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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