fungar

It is when you are horny and hungry at the ame time

Damn dude I'm so fungar I can't decide if I should eat those wheat thins and ranch or fuck this bitch

by sexybia May 20, 2009

Funyarinpa

To not know the definition is blasphemous.

What do you mean "what the hell is a funyarinpa"? You mean...you don't know?! How could you not know?! That's...that's practically blasphemous. Say you're sorry! Apologize to the funyarinpa!

by Junpei5 March 6, 2011

Fungalitus

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Fugart

A horribly disfigured of deranged penis, to the point of it being unidentified as a penis.

The rhino had a fugart after committing sexual acts with the goat. His penis was swollen and bent in several directions.

by Bob sagott December 15, 2008

Fungry

Fuckin hungry

I'm so fungry

by Kirkish September 18, 2003

funger

To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth

Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl

by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015

fungal tunnel

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011