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fungal fever 

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.
Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."
fungal fever by FeelMyHandsome February 18, 2014
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