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funanigans 

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.
Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
funanigans by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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funanigans 

Funanigans, a portmanteau of fun and shenanigans.
Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”
funanigans by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024

Wuckleberry Finnigans 

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.
Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"
Wuckleberry Finnigans by JODergy December 22, 2017

punanigans 

A cross between Punani and Shenanigans. Can either be illicit sexual escapades or regular sexual escapades, involving shenanigans and at least one (1) punani .
After a wild party, Ryan got into some punanigans with Rachel.
punanigans by sonofsligo317 October 25, 2006

finnigans 

People who run around bragging about how many bitches they've fucked/dicks they've sucked
quit braggin bout ya finnigans, you bunk wit bubs juss like your name wuz gilligan
finnigans by John Carter September 10, 2005